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[โ€“] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

quietly disconnects from fileshare named Deathstar

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[โ€“] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

leaves a backdoor open

[โ€“] whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

They were IBM Deathstars before they sold it off to Hitachi, who eventually sold out to WD.

[โ€“] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Bit before my time in computer-work, sadly. Might've seen one or two floating around an IT department junk pile? An old department head had a bit of a hoarding problem