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[โ€“] nexguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Better solar power extractor.

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you think about it coal fired power plants are also solar powered ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, just that an intermediate step(of many steps) is to continually destroy the atmosphere.

[โ€“] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's not like we need it to breath anyways. We'll just pay corporations for oxygen masks and "Atmo-tanks" to breath. We have commodify everything because Capitalism requires it.

[โ€“] mattyroses@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

C'mon Cohegan, give dees peepul aihhhhhh

[โ€“] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only that sun fell on plants millions of years ago. We really don't want that million year old carbon dioxide in the atmosphere alongside the recent stuff

[โ€“] Fleur_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Very true, the conclusion I'm drawing is that solar power is actively harming the environment and causing climate change. No new solar!

[โ€“] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fine to think of it, it's also renewable!

[โ€“] simcup@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AFAIR you can't get new coal/oil because in the meantime there are fungi in the ground that would process the dead plants/alge/whatever was pressed to make the hydrocarbons. but i can't find the source of that info, so grain of salt

[โ€“] Riverside@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Most coal comes from the carbonipherous period, a period in which plants evolved wood but ~~microbes~~ funghi (shutout to Lyrl's below comment) still hadn't evolved wood-eating.

You can get new coal in marshes because I think the process to eat wood requires oxygen, and flooded areas don't allow for wood to decompose totally. That's why they can pull out wooden ships from 500 years ago from the bottom of the ocean in relatively good condition!

[โ€“] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That it took 400 million years for one fungus to evolve wood eating is wild to me. And no other microbe has ever evolved that ability: my understanding is all wood decay fungal species today evolved from one shared ancester.

[โ€“] Riverside@reddthat.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're likely right, my background is physics, I'll quote you on the comment above!

[โ€“] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

I wasn't intending my comment as a correction - microbe is a more general term than bacteria, and most fungi are indeed microbes - but just saw an opportunity to add on what I think is a cool fact. Thanks for bringing up the carboniferous period!

[โ€“] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stupid science and its "biology" ane "evolutionary timelines" always trying to ruin my fun...

Are you referring to lignen developing before there was a bilogical process to break it down?

[โ€“] RavingGrob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

do you not know how those work?

the sun shines on the side angled upwards and heats it up. everybody knows hot air rises, so this raises the blade, creating the spinning motion.

it's basic, really. third grade stuff.

[โ€“] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really love how it's almost that simple.

the sun shines on the ~~side angled upwards~~ planet and heats it up. everybody knows hot air rises, ~~so this raises~~ creating winds that drive the blade, creating the spinning motion.

[โ€“] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Omg every body knows wind is created when god sighs at the collective sin of the world.

Some people so dumb.

[โ€“] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the great orc father mungnog's farts propel the wind, all know this.

[โ€“] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I declare bankruptcy!

[โ€“] arrow74@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

The sun heats the planet unevenly, this causes wind. Wind is solar