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And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!
https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550
Print out out, give it to a friend, don't mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on...)
And if you use BitLocker, don't!
What is a better windows alternative?
Veracrypt
Linux.
I said for Windows not linux
You did say "windows alternative", not "alternative for windows"
Excuse me grammar police I didn’t know
Even better is to memorize it.
Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.
Ill be honest, this is clearly the best idea out there for passwords safety
Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?
nothing incriminating, your honour, just some harmless pranks such as water buckets above the doors.
I don’t think that’s the kind of trap they were alluding to…
Oh, I got that, I just refuse to entertain the possibility.
Y’know what, fair enough.
I'll hide it at the end of my mix tape.
Hide it in a book in a buried chest on a minecraft world 5000 blocks from spawn.
Unironically not a terrible idea. Who tf would check your minecraft for irl keys. Could probably have a library in a world just full. Probably isnt encrypted though. Probably just plain text in a game file on your drive somewhere
I stole from someone else that hid the urls of porn sites in a chest when he was a kid. Think it was pretty old, probably on Reddit, learned about it maybe 2 years ago. I don't know anything about encryption or protecting sensitive information, certainly not of this nature, but it could potentially work. Would be quite a few chests full if anon is doing something with a lot of intricate details.
you what? lol
Yeah, fair enough reaction, does sound insane when I think about it lol
Don’t print it. Your previous prints are easily retrievable
I think I've heard if you have a Microsoft account it automatically gets backed up