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[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure trying to fly is a pretty common experience, and many of those people tried really really hard.

I did. I settled on doing it with mechanical help.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

RIght! What kid didn't jump off a chair/table/stairs hoping to fly, it fails. Then you get a cape, because Superman wears a cape so OBVIOUSLY you needed the cape..., then jump again and it fails. So you try again a few times, maybe with a super hero pose when you jump. Then someone yells at you to stop doing that...

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just flying with a paraglider is fucking amazing. I bet this moron never even tried that. Twenty hours + theory exam and you're good to go.