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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

one billionaire down, 3,027 more to go

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly, that won't matter unless we take out their kids too. I mean that's how billionaires are made anyway- literally born that way. We need to eradicate whole dynasties.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We can't do that by force - the only way to get rid of billionaires is by taking the means of production under a planned market economy, taxing the rich, publicizing their property with a land value tax, and then redistributing their wealth to the poor and needy. Seriously!

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 1 week ago

Was thinking we would have to do what the Chinese did to their leaders and ship them off to work study in a place where none of their psychophants are around.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm with you 100%.

But first! Let's kill the billionaires and their children.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Or you can just tax them and redistribute their wealth to the poor and anyone else who really need the money. The rich snobs would probably end up being broke themselves.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You make a great point. Let's do that. I'm all for it. That is the way to go. After we eradicate their dynastic lines from existence.