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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned
(www.hindustantimes.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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Now if only Elon's penis implant became gangrenous...
it probably did, since it got permanently damaged.
The rest of him was already gangrenous, it's only the crotch area that's holding out now.
Did elon get a penis implamt for real? Because if we have any evidence of that I would love to spread it around.
The rumor is that he got an extension. The kicker? It was botched and wasn't working right. 😆
Just to add, there is some actual evidence for this. Mainly, Elon is pretty publicly a weird pervert who is obsessed with sex, but all his kids are born from artificial insemination and his weird harem thing he has going on are all artificially inseminated. That's the main evidence for his dick not working, at the very least.
Given the new evidence it could also be he thinks adult woman are gross..
So your original comment is just spreading rumours as fact. We really have become the left wing right, where you say anything you want as long as it’s against someone you don’t like. 😞.
This is the second such comment in this thread.
Found the Penile Knight in Shining Armor.
tips hat m'penis
When in rome.
Fuck Elon Musk and his deformed dick