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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Choking to death on stolen panties must be up there in the rankings. No cases to cite but would be surprised it was zero.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

I'd check Japan. Bunch of panty thieves there.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

...was I supposed to be eating the panties all this time?