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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] 0ndead 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

musk had his mangled by a "surgeon"

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ohhhh, botched dick!! botched that one! That's a botch job!