this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.
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Spray paint or hard to peal off stickers.
Stickers, yes, spray paint, no. I guarantee you (with knowledge from experience) that a gas station owner (or their grumpy manager) will happily sit through hours of grainy cctv footage to find the little moment a can is visible in your hand, ignoring every other urgent task they should be handling. I wouldn't be surprised, since protecting corporations is what cops love, if some cop would then take far too much time to get the palantir/flock cameras from the local area and find your car. So unless you're just hunting these down...
A far better method would be to 'accidentally' spill some gasoline, use a napkin to wipe it up, and then 'accidentally' hold the gasoline soaked rag against the screen while fueling. Stickers, like you said, would work, because it would be harder to see you apply them.
Spring loaded carbide center punch. Discrete and effective.
Even Colon or perfume would ruin the image
Sticking the nozzle up your ass is dangerous. Gas is highly toxic when introduced rectally
Reminds me of those old meme tweets like "I spray his colon on my pillow to help me sleep better"
...relevant username? 🤔
"when your sheets still smell like his colon in the morning 🥰"