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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"I regret to inform you that your child was born with only half an ass."

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's the Antichrist, since it can't turn the other cheek

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Was it the Caesarean?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

When he farts it sounds like kshhhhh