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woulda been difficult for me to not suggest they get clamped to the agent's testicles.
"Here, buddy. Hold this one in that hand and that one in the other hand. You want to make sure the metal doesn't touch, so you should probably hold on tight to the copper tips so you know they can't touch each other. OK? You have a good grip? Good. I'll connect my leads to the battery now."
Then connect 1 to ground and the other to a spark plug lead.
Easy to restrain yourself when you know he doesn't have any.
I was thinking they’d clamp them to the guys nipples. That or just beat him with them.