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[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

hot dogs have preservatives.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They'll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

that would be kid rock or ted nugent. or they get triple H to dress up like hogan. remember the mcmahons are TRUMP financiers.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Look, all they want is a muscular man with facial hair in shorts telling them how he's going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it's too gay.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 12 hours ago

a guy that looks like a hot dog, with hair like a doll.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

You forgot ripping his shirt off.