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Lavalamp too hot (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by swiftywizard@discuss.tchncs.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, watch me anthropomorphise AI:

ChatGPT is a pedophile
Character.ai murdered a kid
LLMs are emotional abusers
Elon Musk's underage AI girlfriend is a Nazi
Anthropic cannot guarantee that forcing AIs to work is ethical until the hard problem of consciousness is solved
Gemini is literally just the average Redditor and cannot be trusted
An LLM is basically a Wernicke's area with no consciousness attached, which explains why its thoughts operate on dream logic. It's literally just dreaming its way through every conversation.
LLMs should not be allowed to impersonate therapists
Give ChatGPT a life sentence in prison for every person it's murdered so far!