RoughRomanMemes

Explanation: Julius Caesar, of conqueror and dictator fame, was sent early in his career as an emissary to the foreign court of King Nicomedes of Bithynia. Their closeness during this assignment would lead to rumors of him having an affair with the king - itself not all the notable... except that he was rumored to have been the BOTTOM! 😲

These rumors would dog him all of his life, with even his own beloved soldiers singing "Caesar has conquered Gaul, but Nicomedes conquered Caesar" decades later, and his enemies referring to him as "Queen of Bithynia" and "Every woman's man, and every man's woman" in reference to his rampant adultery with women as well. He was a bit sensitive to it - perhaps not unfairly, considering how little it could take to sink a political career - going so far as to deny the affair under oath (unprompted, decades later, which itself prompted more speculation...).

It's uncertain whether Caesar actually had an affair with Nicomedes of any sort, or with men at all - though some of Caesar's mannerisms are noted by several contemporaries as indicative of (passive/bottoming) homosexuality, this may just be slander. Roman politicians LOVED petty personal slander, like, real high school level shit from people whose speeches are still read today as classics of oratory and literature. It's a bit hilarious.

Certainly, Caesar had a known taste for beautiful women, but that - neither in modern nor Roman conceptions of sexuality - precludes significant attraction to men as well. In any case, the notable bit was the rumor about him being the bottom - were he the top in a male-male affair, having thus PRESERVED the DIGNITY of his CITIZENSHIP, it would have been entirely unremarkable!

Oh, and Achilles is a figure in Greek mythology (the Illiad) whose only weak spot is his heel (thus, Achilles' Heel still meaning 'a particular weakness'); Samson is a figure in Abrahamic mythology whose power was granted to him by YHWH on the condition that he did not shave his head - which one of his wives did to deliver him to his enemies.