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YUROP

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Welcome to YUROP
The Ultimate Eurozone of Culture, Chaos, and Continental Excellence

A glorious gathering place to celebrate (and lovingly roast) the lands, peoples, quirks, and contradictions of Her Most Magnificent Europa. From the fjords to the Med, the steppes to the Atlantic spray, this is a shrine to everything that makes Europe gloriously weird, wonderfully diverse, and occasionally passive-aggressive in 24 languages.

Here we toast:
πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί The progressive Union of Peace (and paperwork)
πŸ§€ The freest of health care
🍷 The finest of foods
πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ The liberalest of liberties
🌍 The proud non-members and honorary cousins πŸ’Ά And the eternal dance of unity, confusion, and cultural banter.

Post memes, news, satire, linguistic wars, train maps, cursed food photos, Eurovision fever, propaganda and whatever makes you scream β€œonly in YUROP.”

Leave your stereotypes at the border control and enjoy the ride.

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[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You'll have to speak French or German though.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting

[–] Mopplikus@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe the Danish take the crown.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number

Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Is Cajun close enough?

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.