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A glorious gathering place to celebrate (and lovingly roast) the lands, peoples, quirks, and contradictions of Her Most Magnificent Europa. From the fjords to the Med, the steppes to the Atlantic spray, this is a shrine to everything that makes Europe gloriously weird, wonderfully diverse, and occasionally passive-aggressive in 24 languages.

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You'll have to speak French or German though.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting

[–] Mopplikus@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe the Danish take the crown.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number

Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is Cajun close enough?

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

They're already 2/3rds of the way there.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.

"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

The PNW makes the most sense for Europe to take