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The Ultimate Eurozone of Culture, Chaos, and Continental Excellence

A glorious gathering place to celebrate (and lovingly roast) the lands, peoples, quirks, and contradictions of Her Most Magnificent Europa. From the fjords to the Med, the steppes to the Atlantic spray, this is a shrine to everything that makes Europe gloriously weird, wonderfully diverse, and occasionally passive-aggressive in 24 languages.

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🇪🇺 The progressive Union of Peace (and paperwork)
🧀 The freest of health care
🍷 The finest of foods
🏳️‍🌈 The liberalest of liberties
🌍 The proud non-members and honorary cousins 💶 And the eternal dance of unity, confusion, and cultural banter.

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Map of the US after losing world war 3 (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to c/YUROP@feddit.org

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[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (6 children)

As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

You'll have to speak French or German though.

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting

[–] Mopplikus@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe the Danish take the crown.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it worse than Japanese?

[–] ChronophobianQ@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number

Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number

[–] wieson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Is Cajun close enough?

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

They're already 2/3rds of the way there.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.

[–] keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 points 2 months ago

"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

The PNW makes the most sense for Europe to take