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[–] TheBlackLounge@lemmy.zip 110 points 2 months ago (26 children)

The pyramids were not built by slaves. They were built by farmers during downtime, they were treated well. Pharaohs were living gods, so building for them and getting paid for it mustn't have been that different from building a cathedral.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes guys it was fine. You just pretend that you are a god through threat of violence and having an uneducated population then get them to do things for you. It's great!

[–] einkorn@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, building cathedrals wasn't fun either unless you were the guy in charge.

[–] TheBlackLounge@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who says it wasn't? Probably shorter days than us, more community, satisfaction of serving god...

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Also allowed for artists to do some kick ass art with restrictions of course

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

But we know they weren't living gods, so what does that make this system really?

The workers quarters at the Giza necropolis have been excavated, and they found evidence that the work crews lived a pretty high standard of life. Yes, as far as I know other than transporting stones via the Nile they were built with human muscle power, but the men cutting and moving the stones were fed an extremely luxurious diet for the time. Huge numbers of bakeries were found, along with evidence of vegetables, fish, beef...my personal hypothesis is this is a requirement; the Great Pyramid is probably the greatest feat of athleticism ever performed, and you had to feed the men lots of calories, protein, vitamins and minerals to get it done.

They got healthcare, too. There have been bodies found that showed healed amputations. People got hurt on the job but were cared for as best as they knew how 4,000 years ago.

Now imagine you're a young man living in some village in lower Egypt in the 4th dynasty, and a royal messenger shows up recruiting workers to build some big triangle in the West for the king, and they promise wages along with all the beer, bread and steak you can eat made and served by more young women than you knew existed, plus medical and dental. You'd probably go check out the king's big triangle thing. I've taken worse jobs than that.

[–] TheBlackLounge@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

They were not forced to do this. It was a privilege, one that actual slaves weren't allowed. So looking back that makes it a system of a rich guy paying people for his passion project while they didn't have any other income.

Not quite communism but it's as much slavery as any other job.

[–] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Why's that guy holding a whip?

[–] zout@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

“I’m not really bad. I’m just drawn that way.”

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

He's a motivation coach and this is motivation tool.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I cant tell if this is a joke or serious anymore.

[–] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago

He’s into some kinky stuff.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He dangles that little frayed part in front of them and they get so distracted chasing it they forget they’re working

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The ancient equivalent of key jingling.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think that's a fishing pole, he's going fishing and stopped to check on his friends.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

So actually the labourers on the pyramid got rations of dried fish as part of their payment so this is topical.

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He's ever vigilant for scorpions.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They were built by farmers during downtime, they were treated well.

The Pharaoh's government would take a tithe of the farmer's crops during the growing season and hold it in reserve. Farmers then got a share of their deposits back in exchange for doing this backbreaking work in pursuit of the vanity projects of the wealthiest merchant and priest families (of which the Pharaoh's was the pinnacle).

Idk what "treated well" is supposed to mean in this context. They were treated about as well as any other laboring people. But the average life expectancy of an Egyptian laborer was late-30s to early-40s. They worked until their bodies gave out and then their kids took over.

I wouldn't call any kind of Bronze Age agricultural society benevolent to its working class.

[–] TheBlackLounge@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're generalizing a few millennia of civilization. That doesn't really make sense.

The low life expectancy in Egypt seems cherry picked from one search result you found? Seems to be about a single village with data from about a century? Might as well have been disease. For all its fertility, farming in water comes with big downsides.

And Egypt has always been surrounded by nomadic tribes. Leaving the kingdom must have been so much easier than leaving capitalism today. But people chose for stability which the pharaoh provided. They weren't slaves, unlike the actual slaves which they did own.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The low life expectancy in Egypt seems cherry picked from one search result you found? Seems to be about a single village with data from about a century?

A bit more than that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Against_the_Grain:_A_Deep_History_of_the_Earliest_States

Might as well have been disease.

Animal husbandry is the root cause of a host of common diseases.

And Egypt has always been surrounded by nomadic tribes. Leaving the kingdom must have been so much easier than leaving capitalism today.

Traveling by foot across the wilderness into a civilization you know nothing about - not the language nor the customs nor anyone eager to accept you as a foreign migrant?

Trivial, really. They just used Egypt GPS.

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