this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Or you could go west. Depends on if you want to fight cowboys in Wyoming and Nazis in Idaho, or Mormons in Utah and the mafia in Nevada.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I just got here though. I'll probably try to convert the Cowboys. I'd like to wage war with the Nazis in Idaho because, well... obvious reasons, but they're too far away. The Mormons only get me to Nevada and then I'd have to deal with the Mafia after that. North seems the way to go... also, the fewest people that way. New Mexico will join us, they're pretty blue also.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No way, mafia first. Business booms in blue places of tolerance where all are welcome and not well represented. Everyone in a position of power is a crook in red land

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Coming out of Colorado Mafia can't be first no matter what given the options provided. Mafia is second at best due to the Mormons in Utah.

If the Mafia turns Nevada blue, then maybe west is the way to go.