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It do be like that (infosec.pub)

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 28 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You also need a compiler or interpreter because wtf man you gotta run some stuff during development

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What, you dont program in binary? What a noob.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago

I do, I just use abstractions and metaprogramming layers to do so more efficiently. Sounds like your workflow could use improving

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 weeks ago

No I program with a magnetised needle and a steady hand.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you write C code in a text file and rename the file extension to .exe and try to run it the CPU will do something.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

This statement is technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

compiler or interpreter

I mean yeah I need a web browser, but I’m not coding in it.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

Quite. You don't need an IDE to have a compiler lol