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It do be like that (infosec.pub)
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[โ€“] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i'm not claiming this is truly representative in any way, RAM consumption is very variable, but the tendency is still clear lol

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well IntelliJ is written in Java tbh, you could reasonably have an IDE with less consumption

It's also very nice to use. Though I really should move to Zed or something