Political Humor

Do you mean like that time you sat on the sidelines for three years of war and startes to act only when it looked like Germany might win Mexico over to attack you guys and you guys got scared of submarine war?

Or do you mean that time you sat on side lines for two years and started to act only when Japan sank some of your ships?

Or are you talking about the Vietnam or Korean wars that went so swimmingly?

Or the dozen military conflict after those that has only succeeded making middle east more unstable?

Or the more recent where you kidnapped a president from a neighboring country?

Im not really sure if i should be thankfull for any of those.

Since the second World War, the US is the country who keeps invading other countries the most. Next time my country is being invaded, the chance it's the US is the most likely. So please, keep it in mind before invading another country, and stop it from happening in the first place. And don't act like the US helps when a country is in need. It only helps if it profits oil, minirals, shady trade deals, etc. or does a dick measuring contest with someone else.

And if you're rusty on your history, let me remind you: only the US has invoked NATO article 5, no other country ever did. We don't need the US help, we need the US not to become the issue.

You mean greenland? Ukraine? Venezuela?

Or is this another pathetic attenpt to claim the US alone won world war II?

You Mean,when You are going to invade us and afterwards say "sorry about that fellow ally, we won't do that again"?