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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

submitted 22 hours ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Zombies are getting to be parents now?

Woke has gone too far, in my day they would have gotten a bullet between the eyes.

[–] DawnOfTime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

I think zombies go under kernel or "root process" by default now