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I have a dream where I am running away from Loomar and no matter how fast I run she is always right behind me. And then I fall and she is standing her fingers wrapping around my neck choking me I try to fight back and her face falls off and its just a bunch of bugs then I wake up and realize I forgot to take my lanyard off.
I bet she is just as rude to her plastic surgeon as she is to service workers. Its like they where experimenting to see how much botox they can inject into a person before it kills them.
Oh my god she is 32. What the fucking fuck?