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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it's a man coming, I purposefully and with force, slam it shut and block it with my body.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you just stand there, waiting for another man to ~~cum~~ come , that makes you gay.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Stick it in the letter slot and I'll help you out.