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I don't open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.
I rely on quantum tunneling myself, to each his own
I just wait in the room until someone else opens the door and then I can leave. It's a matter of principle for me and if I ever get out of this shed everyone will be doing it.