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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I rely on quantum tunneling myself, to each his own

[–] Apocalypteroid@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I just wait in the room until someone else opens the door and then I can leave. It's a matter of principle for me and if I ever get out of this shed everyone will be doing it.