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[โ€“] fonix232@fedia.io 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This was me for a good three years. Standard condoms were always uncomfortable, to the point of pain, but not once did I consider going larger, thanks to my first girlfriend (our breakup was... less than ideal thanks to her cheating, and she then went on to tell me, and most of our friends, that my size was entirely inadequate, borderline micropenis, which I took to heart for quite a while).

It took the aforementioned three years and quite a few one-night stands telling me I'm big to even start thinking "hey maybe I need larger condoms".

Guys, don't be like me, if it's uncomfortable, go check out the many brands that do specifically sized nominal widths for condoms. Each will have a guide on successfully measuring yourself, or offer a sample kit which you can try for the right fit. Don't ruin your sex life with shitty condom choices.

[โ€“] Minnels@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

I always bought regular size but then I sent my gf to buy and she took the larger ones. Not that we have sex like ever but when we do, there is a big difference now. Doesn't hurt and I don't get off in 2 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

what about guys with weird shaped penis's?

are there churo or star shaped condoms?

I liked playdoh as a kid and got curious about the extrusion set one day....

edit: wow, touchy subject! who knew men were so insecure about their penises and feel personally attacked when a dick joke is made!

wank wank

[โ€“] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

churo

So ribbed (lengthwise) for her pleasure?

[โ€“] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

harness me to a ceiling fan and I double as a reamer.

[โ€“] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Put a regular condom on one and find out. Condoms stretch and conform, so all your question shows is that you've never used one. Its amazing how eager circumcised virgins are to out themselves over this stuff.

https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/naughties/the-forbidden-churro?srsltid=AfmBOoq7zF3w7KNO63Ya08lmBOioZ5Sp8zdL3Q7JxiRJ2TQlerTN1EG6

๐Ÿ˜ฎ how did they get such an accurate model of my penis!