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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I recognize top-left, but who are center-left, center-right and bottom-right? All clear cases of Mar-a-Lago-face.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Kristi 'the puppy killer' Noem, no idea, Kimberly 'Donald Trump Jr. fucked that' Guilfoyle.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

she used to be gavin newsoms wife.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kristi ‘the puppy killer’ Noem

Cheesus, she used to look like a normal person

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

killing dogs, goats, and horse changes you.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone -4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Whats the issue so many people have with her killing a puppy? At least she killed the animal herself unlike the vast majority of people who eat the flesh of animals that got tortured their whole lives.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

She killed it because she couldn't train it. It did something she didn't like and instead of training it properly or giving it up she shot it.

She didn't do it to eat it or use the carcass in any usable way. She shot it because it didn't immediately obey her.

Your altruism means nothing here.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

she used the excuse it killed chicken, but turns out those areas where you use german pointers to hunt, they often abandon them after thier hunts for these rich yucks.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 2 days ago

Am I allowed to kill someone if I eat them afterwards? The reason for a sentient being getting killed is irrelevant to it, the only thing that matters is that a feeling life has been needlessly destroyed.

If you eat meat you are as bad as someone who bets on dogfights or who kills animals for fun.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because people see dogs as friends and farm animals as protein delivery devices.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pigs are smarter and just as intelligent as dogs yet 1,4 BILLION of them get killed every year because it brings a tiny bit of enjoyment to the people that eat their corpses

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

pigs are actually smarter than dogs, surpassing the border collie.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think center right is Lauren Sanchez. Somehow that look got her married to the third-richest man in the world.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

Lauren Sanchez

Image search says yep.