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Choose your path! (infosec.pub)

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there a panel for the pragmatist that just goes with what works, with open source strongly preferred?

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

No, because the whole point of this meme is to be entirely devoid of nuance. Functional programming is fucking awesome if product is changing its mind every 5 mins, Oop is great if you have a huge number of junior Devs, rust isn't remotely slow so god knows what bottom right is about, top left probably has more functionality defects than you can shake a stick at but he's lionised here. Don't think too hard about it -- OP didn't (also 'never bashes python or JavaScript'? Absolute weaksauce. Perl and PHP are the ones ppl bash because of entry level dev memes. Embarrassed for op)