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Nobel Institute says Venezuelan leader Machado can't give Peace Prize to Trump (apnews.com)

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw yesterday that Rubio warned Iran against killing any protestors.

I just... How does the irony not kill them? How do these people remember to keep breathing?

[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Oh, it's easy, they're psychotic predators who have no empathy.

That's why it's so easy for them to lie, and it's why they were selected by the billionaires who hired them to hammer in the final nail in democracy's coffin. They feel no guilt. There's nothing going on behind their vacant eyes except how do I make the people that pay me the real money, (not the tax payer dollars that pay their six figure salaries, that's pocket change by comparison.) happy.

The author of Friendly Fascism predicted this and tried to warn us over 40 years ago, but nobody really paid attention.