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ICE Agents Surge Into Minneapolis, Immediately Thwarted by Actual Ice (fuelarc.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by KayLeadfoot@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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As ICE agents surged into Minneapolis, they found actual road ice to be more than a match for their wits and driving skill.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Leave it to the Donald Administration not to recognize basic laws of physics and, maybe, the necessity to make logistical changes.

Hopefully the next headline is about how an ICE vehicle slid off a cliff.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sadly Minnesota is mostly flat.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I heard they might have a few lakes though.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Interestingly they do. Also interesting is the kind of fun you can have with a spray bottle with water in it when it's cold.