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The FP in Java is still leagues better than whatever the C++ committee cooked up.
they didnt cook it, they air fryed it to a crisp burn
Just let C++ die already, and stop pretending it's a reasonable thing to compare other languages with.
If you can't do it in C, you are better in Java, Python, Haskell, whatever.