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[–] halfdane@piefed.social 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nono, you're thinking of circumcision. This is about a big meeting where furries celebrate their favorite animes or something

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Nono, you’re thinking of a convention. This is about a psychological treatment that makes gay men like women.

[–] xep@discuss.online 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

No no, that's conversion therapy. This is about the use of an unnecessarily large number of words to express an idea.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 17 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Nono, you’re thinking of circumlocution. This is about building a wall around a besieged city.

[–] phcorcoran@piefed.social 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No no, you're thinking of circumvallation. This is about sailing a ship all around the Earth.

[–] halfdane@piefed.social 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No no, that's circumnavigation. This is about the length of the perimeter around a circle

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Nono, you’re thinking of circumference. This is about a semi-precious gemstone in the shape of a small, domesticated mustelid.

ETA: Maybe it's too hard. I am thinking of a ...

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[–] Therefore@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Really good. I wouldt have given full marks. Semi-precious gemstone isn't good enough. Too much reliance on the pronunciation. Good pun, though, I feel. Very groan.

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 13 hours ago

Okay, now you have to tell me how you plan to circumcise locusts. Don't be ridiculous.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

No no, you're thinking of circumvallation. This is about traveling around the entire globe by ship.

[–] halfdane@piefed.social 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The other user's was better, so I'm hiding this one

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Nono, you're thinking of conversion therapy. This is about going to a priest to tell them about your sins