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Nobel Institute says Venezuelan leader Machado can't give Peace Prize to Trump (apnews.com)

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[–] tburkhol@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump is absolutely incapable of distinguishing between having a thing and having won that thing. Machado was definitely going to try to buy leadership of Venezuela with her medal, and the committee just cockblocked her.

I kinda want to see what James Maynard could get for giving his Fields Medal to Trump. Partly because it would be funny to see Trump claim to be a Fields-award winning mathematician, partly because James Maynard would make a much better Secretary of Education than that wrestler.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Trump is absolutely incapable of distinguishing between having a thing and having won that thing.

He's the kind of dweeb that they invented participation trophies for, just so they won't scream "CHEATER!" at every event.