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[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 109 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

The OOP boilerplater is the only one with a job.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 103 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Imperative stonager works there too. You've just never seen him because he hasen't accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 32 points 19 hours ago

You've just never seen him because he hasen't accepted a meeting invite is 14 years.

And counting!

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I like the functional parts of C♯, though.

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This. I've been writing some game mods in it recently and LINQ is... pretty nice. switch expressions, too.

This is coming from a dude formerly from the "OOP Boilerplater" camp, though, so maybe I just have low standards.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

LINQ is... pretty nice.

Seriously. Want monads? LINQ is monads!

[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago

"Wanna see me turn a dozen lines of imperative code into a single expression?"

"Wanna see me do it again?"

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I think I'm a little bit of everyone except him. I work as a web dev, love functional programming and/with TypeScript. 😅