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ICE Agents Surge Into Minneapolis, Immediately Thwarted by Actual Ice (fuelarc.com)
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As ICE agents surged into Minneapolis, they found actual road ice to be more than a match for their wits and driving skill.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 69 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

“Instructions unclear. Shot the ice, shoveled as much of it into the back of the van as possible.”

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

I like this mentality, but from from your average citizens please

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 37 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

A few days ago I would have made a joke about them not shooting the ice/snow because it's white. So much for that!