this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I slept on one of those pillows but I kept waking up with my arm extended straight out for some reason.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago

And now I feel gross.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The pillow was making you gay for Mike Pillow, that was your hand reaching out to fondle his balls.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

hes hunting for the ever elusive pillow made stuffed with cocaine.