this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2026
804 points (97.7% liked)
Funny
12952 readers
2217 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I sleep in the pod of goo that Neo left, it's alright
It's late here and I'm tired so I first read "I sleep in the poo of god" and thought about it for a while before reading the rest of the sentence and then reading the whole thing again...
Poo of god is kind of an interesting analogy for the matrix.
I just read it as sleeping in neo’s goo. Thinking they must be intimately involved with Keanu Reeves.
I am but one of Gaia's shitlocks
What does it smell like?
Cinnamon
Cinnamon the person or Cinnamon the spice?
The desktop environment
The horse
Well, a pack of batteries, more precisely.
a Crocs store
As far as goo pods go, it's not the worst you could do.