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It's late here and I'm tired so I first read "I sleep in the poo of god" and thought about it for a while before reading the rest of the sentence and then reading the whole thing again...
Poo of god is kind of an interesting analogy for the matrix.
I just read it as sleeping in neo’s goo. Thinking they must be intimately involved with Keanu Reeves.
What does it smell like?
Cinnamon
Cinnamon the person or Cinnamon the spice?
The desktop environment
The horse
Well, a pack of batteries, more precisely.

As far as goo pods go, it's not the worst you could do.