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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How to avoid being deported by ICE:

  • Be white and join ICE
[–] 18107@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not guaranteed to work. What if you're off duty and they don't believe you when you say you work with them?

They already ignore passports, birth certificates, driver's licences and social security cards.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Be on crystal meth and work 24/7, problem solved.