this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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[โ€“] rothaine@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My friend once snuck an entire subway footlong into a movie theater by just putting it in his pocket

Who the hell brings subway into a movie theater? And the staff defintely knew there is no hiding the smell of that bread.