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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Je viens d'en entendre quelques unes très bonnes : "Tu n'es pas un père mais un courant d'air." À une personne qui noie le poisson, "tu prend ton élan pour mentir."

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

I love French idioms. A couple of years of high school French decades ago has left me with recognization of maybe a couple of hundred nouns.

blah blah blah blah fish... wait what?

To a person who is drowning the fish.

Sorry dude my french is not that good.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

先生,呢個係香港伺服器。 唔該講廣東話。

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why do I feel like we've already done this

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 3 points 6 days ago

I don't remember but honestly we could.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmao

我係廣州出世嘅美籍華人 (I'm a Chinese American Born in Guangzhou)

我未出世就識廣東話啦 (I knew Cantonese before I was even born)

你係乜水來啊?(Who the fuck do you think you are?)

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wait, is 先生 used as "sir" in Cantonese?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

According to google translate.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

here's the translation but I don't think they work that well in English:

I just heard some really good ones: "You're not a father, you're just a gust of wind." To someone who's beating around the bush, "you're taking a running start to lie."

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 6 days ago

No, unfortunatly they are not. That's why I wrote them in french.