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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Sirence@feddit.org 111 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Heard this weird comment on the radio the other day: "We can't tax the rich because they are the best milk-cows in our stable." Mate if you can't get milk from a cow it's hardly the best one in your stable.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they don't eat the meat and they don't drink the milk, why keep them around?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 23 points 1 week ago

They're not the cows, they're the ranch owners.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Can't bite the hand that feeds, they might feed us one of these days!