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Not really good at biology but as a guy I sometimes think: if I dont want kids i should maybe still freeze some Sperm for later if I change my mind.
What about Women tho? Isnt it feasible for them to freeze some eggs or Idk?
Nah, I suggest you try the dirt bag method. Start by getting a couple of ladies pregnant under a fake name and then go to a different country and break all contact (even better if you can fake your own death). If you ever change your mind about being a dad then go look for your kids. This is a lot cheaper than freezing sperm. As for women, idk either.
at some age a woman, even with frozen eggs, has a lot of difficulty getting pregnant.
a 90 year old fart can still get a woman pregnant.
that's why there's less pressure on men for this specific topic.
I’m curious as to why some would go this route at all, I don’t understand the reason to want a genetic child if the goal is to parent. As a man, is watching the natural birth something you know you’ll need if you decide to ever have children?