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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
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Who doesn’t do this?
People who haven't seen that video of a toilet flushing under just the right lighting, where you can see the water splattering everywhere. That's who.
It's the reason why I always hop in the shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit, cause not even a bidet will clean up that mess. Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher? Cause they are.
Why would you flush before you stand up
Because I don't want to stand up with shit still sticking to my cheeks. I flush immediately to minimize the smell.
Wipe then stand then flush?
either you need more fiber in your diet, youre lying, or youre showering multiple times a day which is... wild
How many times a day do you take a poop?
Just once but it takes all year
normal amounts
Tell me you're part of the stinky "one-shower-a-day" gang without telling me
i have great hygiene. i shower every month
I think you need more fiber in your diet..