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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some of us apparently, don't need to be a young woman at all to experience this.

I sometimes carry a scalpel on me now.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That feels like a bad SDW. Can you explain the reason(s) for going with a scalpel?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Uh, we call box cutters scalpels here for some reason. Useful tool, but I put it somewhere so I can persuade certain someone that shoving fingers up someone's butt is not funny, the situation resolved itself.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's a weapon that's giving you a false sense of security. Either carry a real weapon that you have trained hard to be competent with, or carry pepper spray. And yes, you still have educate yourself and practice with pepper stray. No weapon counts if it's not instantly available to attack with. No fumble fucking around trying to get your hand on it. Violence comes fast.