he won't talk until they surround him with things that make him feel comfortable, like other people's money and women that find him repellent, and his favorite food, iguana

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hey hey, that's Bezos, Zuckboy can only digest tugsten

[–] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Nah. His diet consists solely of data that he leeches from the users of meta's software.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

They found him inside a meteor

[–] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ah damn you're right the iguana was bezos, zucc's comfort food is that sunscreen that turns him into a ghost

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

He really likes goat.

[–] TylerDurdenJunior@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

They bathe him in sweet baby rays for comfort