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submitted 3 months ago by fubarx@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 156 points 3 months ago (15 children)

Shit, for 300k I'd stand in the server room

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 121 points 3 months ago (13 children)

It's 55°C inside and constantly sounds like a jet is getting ready to take off. Also the bucket is lost so you need to be ready to piss on the server at a moment's notice.

[–] AnimusExMachina@programming.dev 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ren & Stimpy, Don't whiz on the electric fence.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

The ultimate solution.

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