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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My current boss: so I sold this at least 10% below budget and we have to make it work.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 4 points 1 hour ago

Reality is already fucking him sideways but he keeps escaping reality. He's like a financial Houdini.