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[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bona Petite

Holy shit. Where to start with this one...

  • Regardless of whether it's a boy or a girl, this name will lead to merciless teasing at school.
  • What a random phrase to name a child after (even if the father is a chef).
  • It's not spelled correctly (it should be Bon Appétit). But even with the correct spelling it would be a bad choice.
  • This spelling is like something Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would name his kid.
  • Related to the above point, they may add well just name their kid 'Bone Apple Tea'.
[–] gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

dallas is another one.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Unironically a fantastic drag name though.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 18 points 1 day ago

I imagine myself when someone says:"These are my twins, their names are Karke Kristian kale and Karkea Kristiana Kalea!" and i get a cramp all over my head because my face doesn't know if it should show rage, laughter or sadness and does all at once

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brexet (pronounced “Bridget”)

😐

[–] Townlately@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Pimpley" is fairly impressive.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The inclusion of Pimpley is what gives away that is satire.

[–] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 19 hours ago

As well as Dudeson and KKK. But Pimpley is where I figured it out.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dudeson would be fine. He'd just go by Dude.

[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Or "His Dudeness" or "Duder" or "El Duderino" if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[–] RouxBru@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dudeson, and Dudesona for the girl

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Dudesona sounds like a male alter ego

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

Used when animals dress up like people. Smoothies.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Well, that's better than Dudedaughter. Still about the most survivable name on the list.