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Just sashaying up to the counter, βa number nine combo and a medium sex.β
"Sorry, we're all out of sex. How about a hotly contested disagreement followed by rapprochement and eventually a blossoming mutual respect and admiration over the course of several months?"
Does it come with a side of friendship?
Probably π€·
What kind of dipping sauce?
Wait there are 12 days of Christmas, you switched back way too soon you heathen!
You don't want to know..
Thatβs literally why I asked though.
I'm afraid that information isn't publicly available.
Could I get it privately
That's what she said
oh look, i found it, the information.
Doesn't sound too bad
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Wanna round up for the tatas for tots foundation?
"Did you want fries with that?"
How much for a "hug n tug"?
Unironical, it kind of works like that. There are usual combos, and straying off from them costs extra.
Wait till you find out about Cam girls
really? what do you think i will discover when i find out?
Sex workers that dont have sex on the menu
if you don't have sex on a menu, you are not a sex worker, that is literally definition of the word.
similar to when you don't do politics, you are not a politician and when you don't work in a field of medicine with a medical degree, you are not a medical doctor.
also sex does not necessarily mean "sex with you" or "vaginal penetration".
with that being said, here is handful guide to "cam people" for you:
hope that helps.
What about a girl who says "lol gimme money cause im soooo hawwwwt" but doesnt get naked
It's really not that surprising and I'd wager that non-intercourse sex work is vastly more common than the other